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RMS Queen Elizabeth II

Ireland Chronologically

Instead of flying back to Boston, which would have been a dreary end to such a lovely holiday, I opted to go in style - aboard the Queen Elizabeth II. The voyage here in 1996 took five days; a few years later, the voyage was lengthened to six, slowed up to save fuel.

Sadly, I was unaware of the more sublime uses of the candied ginger so elegantly displayed at the entrance to the dining room. Not even the Dimenhydrinate tablets would help. So save your truly from ignomineous demise required a shot in the posterior whose effects — or should I say, "side effects" — would last four days; I spent most of my time sleeping. Ah, the pictures that could have been otherwise...